Cody Jorgenson - Baritone
Ellen Sommer - Piano
Omaha Conservatory of Music
No Harm, No Foul
No Harm, No Foul
(An Operatic Scene)
Voice and Piano
SARAHTIM Music Publishing
Printed Score (8.5x11)
PDF Score (8.5x11)
No Harm, No Foul - Based on a true incident and written by Craig Vire
(Craig is a college friend from my time in Arkansas. A Christian minister and an Avid runner, he wrote this after one of his runs and posted it on his Blog page. I told him I would turn his little story into an “Opera Aria”.)
My own business is all I’m minding while running in the cool, post-rain, April air.
Puddle plodding without a care in the world.
The bliss is broken when a small skunk meanders onto the sidewalk a mere 25 feet ahead.
Call it a close encounter of the most odiferous kind.
Puny polecats possess the potential for producing a powerful and putridly pungent perfume.
This awareness, tucked away in the remote recesses of the
intellect, is accessed and elevated to conscious perception in a millisecond.
The crisis before me is presented in terms that are black and white.
If only the mind functioned regularly with such efficiency and clarity.
But I digress.
The body seizes involuntarily, attempting a mid-stride stop.
This may resemble Wylie Coyote attempting to gain necessary traction against forward momentum so as not to fall over the cliff.
Roadrunner blows Wylie a raspberry on his way down.
Skunks don’t blow raspberries. Pity.
Fortunately, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Smelled freezes too.
He-Who- Does-Not-Wish-To-Be-Sprayed can only respond with a blank stare from wide eyes.
An unscheduled exercise in breath-holding is initiated.
Just in case things go badly.
Sometimes they do.
The furry ferret with the stifling stink pauses for a prolonged period, giving me the evil eye.
An earnest if not eloquent prayer is composed during the stalemate, whispered in a tone that only heaven hears.
Pressing problems open the heart to help from a Higher Hand.
Easing into reverse, a super-slow slow-motion retreat is executed. Evacuation procedures produce the desired result.
The aromatically challenged critter waddles back into the
bushes from whence it came in a casual manner that is a credit to his species.
No harm, no foul.